Behind the veil of suburban normality, beneath the surface of respectability, there seeps a dark and dangerous energy. Erstwhile normal people who have tapped into this energy engage in dark rituals and soon their lives are changed beyond recognition. This is the true story of the depraved individuals known only as...
THE SAUNA CLUB.
They looked like a normal family.But last week after the sauna...
Episode 666 - In which more shocking revelations take place.
Cynthia, betrayed by her sister and her boyfriend, rents a canoe and flees her sorrowful past, heading deep into the wilderness. In the dank and dismal forest she meets Humbolt, a loner with a secret fantasy of becoming a bicycle repairman. Although Cynthia is afraid at first she allows Humbolt to convince her to have a sauna with him - NOW READ ON.
Cynthia removed her clothes and walked cautiously towards the sauna but, as she swung the door open, she realised that there was far more to Humbolt than met the eye.
As the frison of excitement tingled down her spine like a millipede on methamphetamine, Cynthia entered the sauna, knowing as she did that this was the first step into the dark side; a step that would eventually lead to her revenge. In the depth of the sauna Humbolt reached for her, guiding her to the seat beside him, his fingers strong but weirdly icy on her flesh.
"You haven't met my mother have you?" He gestured through the steam to the skeleton that was swinging lazily in the corner..... (To be continued.)
Cynthia removed her clothes and walked cautiously towards the sauna but, as she swung the door open, she realised that there was far more to Humbolt than met the eye.
As the frison of excitement tingled down her spine like a millipede on methamphetamine, Cynthia entered the sauna, knowing as she did that this was the first step into the dark side; a step that would eventually lead to her revenge. In the depth of the sauna Humbolt reached for her, guiding her to the seat beside him, his fingers strong but weirdly icy on her flesh."You haven't met my mother have you?" He gestured through the steam to the skeleton that was swinging lazily in the corner..... (To be continued.)
Attending: Samir, Pagan Princess, Magik Hands, Dr D, Kali, Mac nan Alba, Sam & Fluff, Trainee Princess & Wall-E, Primrose Goddess, Baggage, Primrose Goddess & Rastas
Apologies: Humbolt & Cynthia...Alex and Maxine Sanders, Janet Owen, John and Nic
Mains: A Wica Raclette bonfire* It would be advisable to bring some small spuds, gherkins, dried meat, such as prosciutto, and viande des Grisons sliced peppers, tomato, onion, mushrooms, pears, all dusted with paprika and fresh-ground black pepper.
*Please note: drinking water with raclette is said to interfere with the digestion of the cheese, in rare occasions causing death by cheese balls forming in the stomach[1], although this may be a wica tale it is wise to have your raclette accompanied by a white wine, such as the traditional Savoie wine, a Riesling or a Pinot Gris.
Raclette: cheese & gear (Magik Hands) pommes de terre (Trainee Princess) petite eggies (Baggage), capsicum, zucchini & tomato (Sam)
Salad: Mac 'n' Kali
Wicked Wicca Pudding: Primrose - lemon gelato & paw paw salad Also Sam is doing desert SO TWO!!!
Magik Potions: * Please see note above when selecting potions.
Postprandial Sacrifice: Everyone's favourite witchette
Tags: Sauna Recipes Food Suomi Wicca pagan
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