Who is coming: - Samir & Zany, Rastas, Primrose, Mac na Alba, Kali, Shez
Apologies: - Nic & John (still in the land of the long white cloud), Sam & Lover (children weekend)
I would have loved to come sauna with you!
Or come help in the kitchen with the food!
Or drink a glass of good red with you to celebrate the sexuagarian's coming of age!
Or join in making some music!
But sadly, Alas! I am busy shopping for a friend who is coming to visit soon!
Mains: Rastas and Primrose (Lamb and Spinach Karahi) it will have onions in it unless I hear from Nicole... (sides need to be Rice, Naan, Pappadum, sambals etc)
Sides/Salad:
Dessert: Mac na Alba & Kali
Drinks/Wine: Shez
Washing up:
New addition to the Oxford Dictionary Unabridged Revised:
Me•thu•se•lah1 (mə-thū'zə-lə)
A biblical patriarch said to have lived 60 years.
Sixty-Year-Old Beats Himself With Hammer to Score Job as Health Coach in China
(The Gap Times) -- When 60-year-old Mani Pariguang fronted up for an interview as a health coach at the Brisbane Adult Health and Activity Centre, the recruitment officers from the Queensland Regimen Management Company got quite a shock. Mani wasn't exactly what they had in mind, and they certainly didn't expect that he'd give himself a hammering!
According to an Australian media report, Mani announced that he would demonstrate "chest hammering." He asked the crowd with a smile, "You hit or I hit?" When no one took him up on the offer, Mani, dressed in a practice sarong and red qigong belt, started hitting his own chest with a 7.5kg iron hammer. He hit himself 90 times in the space of two minutes and when reporters examined his chest, it was as hard as a steel plate. Mani then invited five men from the audience to hit his abdomen.
The company was so impressed they hired him on the spot. Eat your hearts out ABC!
Mani claimed his "chest hammering" is a not a unique pastime and he has been practicing it for the last – years in the broadcasting world, where he was frequently cheated and lost a small fortune, but learned many skills, including "dividing chest with broadsword," "breaking bricks with head," and "swallowing sword." Mani considered these to be skills essential in the life of an ABC employee. And skills will now stand him in good stead at the Brisbane Adult Health and Activity Centre. Mani’s friends and neighbours say he was never a trouble-maker. He is very skillful in charming people and taught several disciples, always demanding that his followers cultivate their virtue. After he retired from work, whenever he felt bored he would spend his time catching pick-pockets in crowded saunas. Mani says he caught five thieves in the sauna in Barkala Street recently. When they tried to escape he would use a little twisting skill which had them screaming in pain. He managed to convert them and they would voluntarily go to listen to his lectures.
"I have two principles when I catch a thief in the sauna" he says, smiling. "One is to get them to return the goods immediately, and the other is not to hit them, because it is very easy to break their bones."
Mani is now looking forward to being a good health coach during the week, and he'll spend his weekends catching pickpockets.
At Mani’s 60-th birthday party recently, he told Reuters news agency "This is a very auspicious opportunity.” “I would like to see all Australians sacrifice and do good for their country as well as for Morocco, and most of all for me, whom everyone should follow as a role model," he said.
Hundreds of thousands of Aussies and Kiwi’s and Moroccons, most wearing purple, or nothing at all to honour their leader, had gathered to hear Mani speak. They received his address with shouts of "Long Live His Majesty!" Police estimate almost one million people were there at the peak of the royal audience," Brisbane Emergency Services spokesman Colonel Bob Rastas told the AFP news agency. "It's an unprecedented and historic event," he said. Many people had arrived in the early hours to find a place from which to see their chest beating hero, who is both highly revered and very popular. The five days of celebrations will include fireworks, feasts and a river parade of ceremonial boats.
Page 3: FAQs
Question
I'm a sixty year old man and new to sex. I have met a very nice friend and want to know how we can change our friendship into a partnership? As older men we would appreciate your help with this.
Answer
How exciting! This sounds like a lovely friendship that is developing. I'm not sure from your question if you have ever been sexually active with men or women in the past? Love affairs are similar for all stages of our lives, with only small variations for different ages! Every relationship is unique, you need to be guided by what feels right for you and your man. As older men, both of you may like to consider what you need in your relationship. Some of the following are what works for others:
Communication-relationships work well when the lines of communication are kept open. Talking regularly about what is happening in your lives and how you feel about it will encourage this. When we share our opinions, likes and dislikes we may develop a better understanding of the other persons view of the world. This may also help us to understand what our partner wants from the relationship.
Personal Space-spending time together is important for you to get to know each other, there are times though, when we all need time alone or with other friends to reflect on how things are developing and enjoy other friends company. This also allows us to build on our own interests and makes us more fun to be with.
So, how does your friend feel about changing your relationship to a physical one? If you are both happy to do this you to consider the following.
Some folk enjoy massage, kissing, rubbing together. The sky's the limit! There is no rush, slow and steady will allow you both to progress in your relationship at your own pace.
As men get older, the way their bodies respond sexually may change.They may find that it takes longer to achieve satisfaction. Older men may need less sex than they needed as younger men. They may not be able to perform on 'automatic pilot' any more, there may need to be some preparation for sex, stage setting. This maximises the pleasure that an older man experiences.
You could also look at these books "This Thing Called Sex", author Ian Oshlack, published by Harper Health and "Men and Sex" author Bernie Zilbergeld, published by Fontana.
Enjoy getting to know each other.
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Fifty is the worst age to be," announced the 50-year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothing," said the 55-year old. "When you're 55, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out !" "Actually," said the sixty year old, "Sixty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the 50- year old. "No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I piss like a race horse - no problem at all." "Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 55-year old. "No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the fifty year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six thirty. What's so tough about being sixty?"
To which the sixty year old replied, "I don't wake up until ten."
A sixty-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. . . At lunch time she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
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