Have you seen my car keys ?
Did I leave my watch in there ?
Oi, that’s my towel !
Keen to make a good impression on their first date, Dennis started with a gentle flogging with a damp flannel. (The Winner!!!)
After a prolonged and painful experience, Hermione was keen to demonstrate the success of her new hair removal gadget.
Vulcan was pleased to see that the bite marks were fading.
Mrs Vulcan was pleased to distract her husband while Bruce hid under the bed.
When were you going to tell me about the baby?
Where did you say it came from? Down here somewhere, eh?
Trust me, I'm a doctor
Oi! Move over - you have taken all the bench
I still have that headache you know!
It was too much. The armpit odour too pungent. Mr. Vulcan's knees buckled beneath him....
Who's slacking off this week? Trainee Princess (at the royal country retreat), Roller Coaster Man (supping with the devil), Red Shoes (busy with book launches), Baggage (chasing lesser-spotted American invertebrates)
No comments:
Post a Comment