Dear Diary,
Goodness me! Is it that time of the week again? It must be, my skin is in a shocking condition, my hair looks like a rat's nest and my hands have become hard and calloused from a week of massaging all those hitch-hikers that I picked up in my van. Yes, I am sure you understand how lonely I get as I travel around the countryside in my little combi van (see picture below) and what is a girl to do if she can't find a yummy hitch-hiking spunk to wile away a few hours with?
Anyway, I digress! It is sauna time again and so I have stocked up on firewood and pleanty of water for throwing on the stones. Now all I need are a few friends to share it with. Sadly, my last hitch-hiker got a very sore back and has gone south to recover!
Now, dear diary, while my friends decide if they will get all hot and sweaty with me this week, here is a photograph ( see below) taken last week when I stopped in a very friendly town and after heating up the sauna I managed to attract some very nice people who has seen me cooling down in the nearby lake. Isn't it amazing how eight total strangers can relax so easily when they take their clothes off! Oh! What a night that was!!! My spine tingles at the memories...
Now a confession. I usually don't let people take photographs of me, but (Oooh Damien you are such a persuasive devil!!!) here I am posing for Damien, a hitch-hiker I picked up last Wednesday... and, you know me, I am such a fool for a sauna so I heated it up and ... well the rest is just a gorgeous misty memory!
Oh.. look at the time! I must go and find myself a little amusement, a distraction with whom to pass the time until my friends arrive for the Sunday Sauna.
I nearly forgot! I do hope that they will bring something to nibble on. Until Sunday, dear diary, I am back on the road.... hunting!
Tags: Sauna Recipes Food Suomi Wicca pagan
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