Sauna Sunday November 11

Dear Sunday Sauna Team,

I can hardly contain my excitement. This week I had such a good time. Gliding, hang-gliding, abseiling and feeding my face on oysters in Maritius. However when I woke up I discovered my skin was quite dry and I thought, Gee whizz! Must be time for a sauna. So I applied for bail and my lawyer says I can attend the sauna as long as two big prison guards come with me. I have a couple of favourites - Rez and Dale. They also do a lot of body building..ooh Scrumptious... oh dear, I must have drifted off again.

My beauty treatment would have been better to eat than rub on!

So, my skin... oh yuck, so dry. I have used an entire basket of products, but after some nasty abrasions from the coconut treatment (much better if you open the coconut first!!!)... I decided to go back to magick! Wonder of wonders I did a really long spell and ended up with the skin of a lizard and the face of Martin Pearson.... Back to the spell book.

Then I discovered the secret.... Sauna with a hat on. Yes, dear friends, a hat on your head makes your pores open really wide!!!! And all the gunky bits run down to the floor. So I will wear a hat on Sunday.

Hat wearing, sweaty, witches in my sauna.

PS... who is bringing what?
Wine? Beer? Food? Pudding? Music? Laughter? Some new spells? Hats? A copy of Cold Chisel?

Oh... time is up and the cyber cafe here in Denmark is closing... See you on Sunday!

Yours

Daphne


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